I think it must have been the King of Squitos who got me (possibly trying to knight me for services to the Greeting Card Industry)
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or an agent for a foreign superpower employing the old 'poisoned umbrella' technique. Either way they left one impressive calling card.
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Day 1: the area 3 inches all round went hard, like when water gets dripped onto sugar.
Day 2: pink and puffy. Elephantitis of the ankle! Strange walking technique.
Day 3: S-C-R-A-T-C-H.
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Day 4: Strange transparent fluid filled globe like the Eden project on my leg. Maybe it was an alien attack and now I am incubating a new race on my leg...
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